sabrielwinchester:

docproto:

pureorangeness:

racheltheprincessa:

dathomo:

storyofanawesomeguy:

distraction:


aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!

how sweet

I’m sure she is getting all choked up

It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!

Such a big surprise , might not be able to wrap her head around it

sucks that this happens in a lousy public bathroom. let’s not blow it out of proportions.

That girl is sucking a penis.

woA H now let’s not jump to conclusions 


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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

(Source: rneerkat, via pizza)


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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via pizza)


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edwardspoonhands:

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

…joke about getting your phone wet goes here…

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)


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stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

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awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

(via pizza)


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nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

(via pizza)


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johndothewindything:

why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods 

(Source: disloyalorderofbuffaloes, via pizza)


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