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LEAVING FOR #DALLASCON IN THE MORNING!!!!!! if you’re going message me!!! Seat H26! 


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spockytocky:

oh my god dallascon is this weekend and I am not ready.
also, if you’re gonna be there, would you mind telling me. I’m p much gonna be there alone. I’d like to know someone there.
pls someone talk to me

I’ll be there!!!


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buzzfeed:

Guys, Robert Downey Jr. posted this on Facebook and we literally can’t even.
bewbin:

"I’m gonna fix it"


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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(Source: ringo-sugarplum, via sammy-themoose)


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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via sammy-themoose)


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super-slurpees:

Excuse me?
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denchgang:

where would i have a 24 pack of crayons but not my phone 

How long does it burn if it’s not an emergency?


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every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

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thefaceshekeepsinajarbythedoor:

things i need to do:

  • clean my room
  • get a college degree
  • learn how to have healthy relationships
things i want to do:
  • play with puppies and kittens
  • find someone cute to cuddle and make out with
  • drive to the ocean
things i actually am doing:
  • taking subpar selfies
  • running a semi successful blog
  • listening to sad songs and watching too much netflix

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overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

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