how do u address the meme king
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via pizza)
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
…joke about getting your phone wet goes here…
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE